Crusty Old Fart looking for Sweet Young Thing American swinger stories
Whatç?×'ƒ×"?s so great about this crusty old fart? Well my dear allot of things. I am my own
boss: I take time off when I want to, come and go as I please and am NEVER EVER too broke to take
you out.
You never have to help with gas or lend me money till payday. My car never breaks down because
it is never ç?×'ƒå"oldç?×'ƒ÷? I have power and resources: I know lawyers, realtors, doctors, contractors,
plumbers, electricians, cops, politicos etc.
I have friends in high places, friends in low places.
Sales men follow me around because I might buy something, not shoplift. I command respect and the
person whoç?×'ƒ×"?s with me is treated with respect also.
I donç?×'ƒ×"?t get hassled by cholloes and
thugs because I look more like the Law, then someone who can be intimidated by them. I am educated:
I read write and speak proper English.
I know how to hold my fork and knife. I put my napkin in
my lap, and ask you to please pass the salt instead of reaching across your plate and grabbing it.
I pull swingers, swinging couples out chares and open doors when appropriate.
I can hold
my own in a conversation about politics, theology, basket ball, the Sopranos, what ever and not utter
one four letter word the entire time.
Although I understand what Snoop Dog is saying, I would never
speak that way myself. Responsible: Iç?×'ƒ×"?ve raised two fine young ladies. The oldest graduated
from UT with a degree in Criminal Justus; the youngest is still in collage.
I pay my mortgage; have
good credit, spent 9 years in Air Force Special Operations taking care of my men and the equipment
assigned to me.
I never lost any, ç?×'ƒå"any where any timeç?×'ƒ÷?. I will consider myself responsible
for your safety when we are together. Emotionally stable: I am happy in my own skin. I am not
possessive.
I donç?×'ƒ×"?t need to know your every move. Who are you talking to on the phone? Are
there any other men in your life? Who you have in your top whatever on My space? I donç?×'ƒ×"?t care.
Iç?×'ƒ×"?ve got plenty of things to keep me busy whenI hope to find a casual friend and lover that
I can romance and have ç?×'ƒå"my wayç?×'ƒ÷? with, and she have me.
. I would like my mate to be financially
independent, either not want children (at least not with me), She would enjoy working out at the
gym and have low body fat to prove it.
She would enjoy the same TV shows and movies that I do so we
have something to chat about. My friend would respect my space. She would be experienced in bed and
be willing to teach me how to best please her.
Someone willing to experiment, get a little kinky from
time to time.
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